i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This is the high leading the old right now
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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