My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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