I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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