The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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