Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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