ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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