So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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