If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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