I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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