I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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