yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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