Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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