Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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