Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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