Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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