I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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