White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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