I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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