Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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