I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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