What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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