His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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