I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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