It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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