I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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