I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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