I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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