Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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