First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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