Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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