we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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