he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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