I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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