But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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