She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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