So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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Have fun and good luck.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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