Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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