No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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