That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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