I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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