He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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