Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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