he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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