i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
As shirtless as possible
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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