I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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