k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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