giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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