Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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