You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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