This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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