Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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