He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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