Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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