He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize
